"We need to move the needle on this." Mug

We Need to Move the Needle on This.

Design Description:
“We need to move the needle on this.”
(The needle is broken. We are out of thread.)

For anyone who’s been told to generate measurable impact with zero tools and unlimited optimism. This call-and-response mug captures the inspirational directive on the outside — and the operational reality on the inside.

The Corporate Side Eye Collection

The Corporate Side Eye Collection serves workplace satire for anyone who’s heard “let’s circle back” one too many times. It pokes fun at boardroom buzzwords, coaching clichés, and polished corporate language that somehow says everything and nothing at once. Because sometimes the most professional response… is a mug.

Product Details:

• White ceramic
• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz
• 11 oz dimensions: 3.8" (9.6 cm) height, 3.2" (8.2 cm) diameter
• 15 oz dimensions: 4.7" (11.9 cm) height, 3.3" (8.5 cm) diameter
• Graphic printed on both sides
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

EU Compliance (GPSR):
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), P. Reed and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 34 Goldthorn Hill, Wolverhampton, WV2 3HU, United Kingdom or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.